No Pineapple Left Behind is a satirical look at the modern education system. Human beings with teenage emotions and feelings need an individual approach to education. Children are always full of worries, needs, desires and blah-blah-blah But how damn expensive it is! Meeting the basic needs of each child is a real problem, and psychological dissatisfaction reduces the students' academic performance. Lagging classes have a bad effect on the school's reputation. The institution loses money, and the vicious circle closes.Fortunately, the player can help the director save a lot by turning the kids into pineapples. Grass does not ask, does not whine, does not need anything - just silently takes tests and gets high scores. Of course, such treatment of beloved children can worry parents, and then a barrage of complaints will fall on the director. There are two possible solutions: respond to angry adults or ignore their seething.Gameplay features:
- Original education reform that transforms people into pineapples.
- Manipulation of children's feelings with a laser.
- Teaching lazy students through magical hypnosis.
- Showdown with parents.
- Nine schools with unique challenges.
- Management on the verge of bankruptcy and addictively fun gameplay.